The Gift Bags For This Year’s Oscars Are Absolutely Ridiculous



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As if the Oscars weren’t the subject of enough controversy already this year, the contents of the annual nominees gift bag have now been revealed.
This year, those with a chance of taking home a coveted prize will also be given the privilege of taking home over $200,000 (£138,000) worth of gifts.
According to the Independent, this year’s party bags will contain such treats as aVampire Breast Lift, an ‘arouser’ (just for the female contestants) and a 10-day trip to Israel worth $55,000 (£38,000).
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Describing the gift bag, the Academy said:
Once again it is a blend of fabulous, fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still savour the simple joy of a gift.
So, the academy as ‘on point’ as ever then…
Other prizes include a year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals worth $45,000 (£32,000), a 15-day walking tour of Japan worth $45,000 (£32,000) a laser skin-tightening procedure costing $5,300 (£3,700) and a Haze Dual V3 Vaporiser (a consolation for Leo?)
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Just to clear things up, the Vampire Breast Lift is a procedure that uses ‘blood-derived growth factor’ injections to give you a rounder cleavage without implants – so that’s nice.
The gift bags only go to nominees in the main categories – so all the people who worked tirelessly off screen to actually bring the performances to the audience won’t be getting anything quite as nice as all that.
Mind you, having blood injected into your breasts doesn’t really sound that great…

Kanye West Reveals New Album Title, But What Does It Mean?

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Kanye West just can’t seem to decide on a title for his new album, but his latest suggestion has got people talking.
The album’s already been through various incarnations already with suggested titles including So Help Me GodSWISH and Waves.
But now he has changed it yet again, to the obscure and curious initials of T.L.O.P.
It seems there is clearly some sort of meaning behind it but nobody except Kanye appears to know what that is yet…
He tweeted the latest announcement and offered tickets to ‘Season 3 and free Yeezys’ to anyone who can work out what the mysterious letters stand for.
Needless to say people have really gone all out in their efforts to decipher some meaning from it…
And of course there was the obligatory reference to that now infamous Amber Rose Twitter exchange…
Kanye has not yet revealed if anyone has come up with the right title but it’s safe to say it will probably change at least one more time before it’s finally released on February 11th.
No yeezys just yet then…
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